Chapter 10: Making the world your bitch. Once again, I'm with the hottest chick in town, buying the most expensive fashions, dining in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddam jet-skis, raining trim, hallucinogens, jet-skis again, throwing heat and getting laid. Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a shit?

Prancing? Roger, name one time when I've ever fucking pranced here, dude. Kenny Powers doesn't prance. You fucking prance around here.

Fuck you, you poor sport. Take a beer and shut the fuck up.

I like to butt fuck fine ladies. Will I chokehold a bitch, well maybe.

Awe, Vita! Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold! Instead you're a whore with a regular whore's heart!

Oh my god. Am I the only person not fucking something tonight?

Who ordered the whore? WWhheeww-heeww! Pizza and pussy!

I can't believe I opened up my heart to that bitch. Opened it wide up. She just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.