I broke that birdbath for you cause I knew you hated it, cause we're the same. I hate that fucking thing too. A stork, wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. You know that's how the plague started, back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats some made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
— Kenny Powers